A Quirky Card for Life's Unexpected Moments!

Ditch Doll Everyday Card by The Mincing Mockingbird

Send a card that's as unique as the recipient with the "Ditch Doll" Everyday Card by The Mincing Mockingbird. This card features a close-up image of a vintage doll's face with a slightly bewildered expression, paired with the thought-provoking message inside: "Ever wake up in a ditch?"

Why You'll Love the Ditch Doll Everyday Card:

• Unconventional Message: Offers a humorous and relatable take on life's unexpected twists.

• Striking Vintage Doll Image: Creates a memorable and conversation-starting card.

• Perfect for a Dark Sense of Humor: Ideal for those who appreciate quirky and offbeat cards.

Add a Touch of the Absurd to Their Day:

The "Ditch Doll" Everyday Card is the perfect way to bring a bit of dark humor and relatable absurdity to someone's day. It's a card that's sure to stand out and spark a conversation.