Horny For Thrift Stores Gym Crew Socks

Horny For Thrift Stores Gym Crew Socks

$14.00

From Trash to Treasure—Thrift Ecstasy Starts Here:

Horny For Thrift Stores Gym Crew Socks by Gumball Poodle

Turn your obsession with thrift stores into a style statement with the "Horny For Thrift Stores" Gym Crew Socks by Gumball Poodle. These socks celebrate your love for dusty aisles, forgotten treasures, and the thrill of the hunt. Whether you're sifting through bric-a-brac or eyeing a vintage gem, these socks will keep your thrifting energy at its peak.

Why Choose Horny For Thrift Stores Gym Crew Socks?

  • Cheeky Design: Let the world know your love for thrift stores isn't just a hobby—it's a lifestyle.

  • Super Comfy Fit: Made from a soft blend of natural cotton, nylon, and spandex, these socks ensure all-day comfort as you dive into the racks.

  • Unisex & Inclusive: One-size-fits-most design accommodates everyone, from women’s size 6 US to men’s size 15 US.

  • Ethically Made in the USA: Crafted with pride, these socks offer high quality and a clear conscience.

Made for Treasure Hunters:

These wide-ribbed socks sit mid-calf, offering a snug fit perfect for pairing with sneakers or roomy shoes. Whether you're thrifting solo or with your crew, these socks bring the right vibe for turning second-hand finds into first-class looks.

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Product Details:

  • 61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex

  • All our socks are proudly made in the USA

  • Wide ribbed design reaching mid-calf on most

  • Fit a women’s size 6 US to men’s size 15 US

  • Thicker weave, best worn with sneakers and roomy shoes

  • Machine wash cold, line dry

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